December 30, 2007

Happy 17th Anniversary Rogene!

wedding

You're still the one

that makes me laugh

Still the one

that's my better half

We're still having fun

And you're still the one

Filed under: Me Me Me!, Rogene, Anniversary, Milestones — by laughing mommy @ 10:33 pm
December 29, 2007

Our First White Christmas Ever

We were in Canada for Christmas Day… and it snowed! 

My nephew Braden made a snowman… and about a million snowballs.

white Christmas

Emma wanted to join in the snowball fight, so I made her a small snowball.

Filed under: Emma, Holidays — by laughing mommy @ 2:28 pm

It’s Back…

yellow star

Guess what showed up in our Free Christmas celebration?  The Yellow Star!  We haven't see it since it stowed away in an M-n-M's bag on the Larson's mission trip to Ecuador this summer.  Grandma has it now… wonder where it will show up next.

Filed under: Family, Traditions, Yellow Star — by laughing mommy @ 2:11 pm

Thank You Aunt Roberta and Uncle Brad

The Harry and David 12 Days of Christmas goody boxes arrived at Grandma and Grandpa's house and we enjoyed them very much!  Thanks!

12 Days of Christmas Goodies

Filed under: Family, Traditions — by laughing mommy @ 2:03 pm

Letter to Toy Manufacturers

Dear Toy Manufacturers,

I promise not to…

1.  Let my kids roam the halls of toys stores and take toys out of the boxes to play with while in the store

2.  Not let my kids steal toys (or even just small parts) out of the boxes at stores*

If you promise to…

1.  Not make me get out my screwdriver, scissors, wire cutter and box cutter just to get toys out of the box

2.  Not to use dangerous items like lead paint and tiny choking hazard/swallow-able magnets in the toys

If we each do our part, maybe every parents Christmas morning won’t have to be spent hunched over toy boxes with a variety of tools trying to boost the toys from their boxes.

Thank you!

Laughing Mommy

P.S.  As a teenager I used to work in a toy department of a large department store and I do understand how huge of a problem it is when kids are allowed to play with toys (take them out of boxes) while in the store.  If those toys get separated from their box sometimes we could not figure out which small plastic items went with which toy… leading to that toy not being sold and the store losing money, of course.  I’m sure that is the reason behind each toy being practically Gorilla glued in its box these days. 

Filed under: Misc, My Own Brand of Crazy — by laughing mommy @ 1:59 pm
December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas!

Tessa and Emma (with cousins Braden and Kiara) right before our Christmas celebration with my side of the family.

Christmas 2007

Filed under: Tessa, Emma, Family, Braden, Kiara, Traditions — by laughing mommy @ 11:38 pm

Fifth Annual Christmas Party with Friends

2007

Click here to see how much the kids have grown since 2006. (2005 and 2004 too!)

Filed under: Traditions — by laughing mommy @ 10:51 pm
December 23, 2007

Staci’s Seven Stages of Packing for a Trip

1.  Planning - Trips are great!  Plane trips!  Road trips!  LOVE TRIPS!  I'll make lists of the things I'm going to take! 

2.  Disbelief - thoughts going through my head might include, but are not limited to…

     a.  Who decided it would be fun to go on a trip?  Right now I just want to go to bed (or watch tv or use the computer or eat dinner…). 

     b.  (whiny voice) But I don't like packing!

3.  Denial - If I just don't think about it and pretend I'm not going on a trip I won't have to pack.  This stage lasts longer than all the other stages combined.

4.  Panic - I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME LEFT TO PACK!  I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH NO LUGGAGE!  NO CLEAN UNDIES!  NO TOOTH BRUSH!  I'LL HAVE TO WEAR JEANS TO A WEDDING!

5.  Anger - Aaaaargh!  Hate packing! 

6.  Acceptance - Okay, there is no avoiding the packing.  Must starting packing right now.  (The acceptance stage usually happens very late in the game, so feats of super human strength, speed and stamina frequently follow the acceptance stage.) 

7.  Relief - Ahhhhh!  Packing is done.  This is GREAT!  I love trips!  We should go on trips more often.  This is going to be so much fun!

 

 

Filed under: Laughs, My Own Brand of Crazy — by laughing mommy @ 9:52 pm
December 19, 2007

Christmas Card Scoring System

Swistle has created a Christmas Card Scoring System that is so much fun that I'm adopting it for myself. 

(And it also inspired me to post for the first time in over a month.  Go Swistle!)

Here it is…

    • Card received: +5
    • Card received before December 1st: -1
    • Card received after December 25th: -1
    • Card is pretty, and looks nice on wall: +3
    • Card is glittery: +1
    • Card does not contain card, but only letter, so there is nothing to put up on wall: -3
    • Card is e-card: -5
    • Card includes photo or is photo card: +5
    • More than one photo: +2 each additional photo
    • Photo is non-Christmassy so will look good on fridge all year: +1
    • Photo is Christmassy so increases holiday feeling of card: +1
    • Red-eye causes family to appear possessed by evil Christmas spirit: -1
    • Photo was taken on beach this past summer in summer clothing, so family looks chilly against winter pattern of card: -1
    • Photo includes dogs with glowing eyes who seem poised to eat humans: -1
    • Card includes letter: +5
    • Letter is informative and interesting: +3
    • Letter describes child as "amazing" or "already an avid reader at age 3!": -3 each
    • Letter is so braggy and saccharine-cheery, I wonder why I associate with these people: -3
    • Letter is so very braggy and saccharine-cheery, it crosses over into comical and becomes fun to read aloud in an unkind tone of voice: +2
    • Letter is a sermon disguised as a Christmas letter, and contains pious hopes for our country, for mankind, and for me personally: -5
    • Letter mentions details of gross surgery: -1 or +1, depending on entertainment value
    • Letter contains thinly-veiled family gossip: +3
    • Letter contains information that should have been told earlier: -2
    • Card includes check: +5
    • Large check: +10
    • Card includes announcement of pregnancy: +10
    • Card from Christmas Card Friends contains surprising news of baby born since last card sent: +10
I'm off to score the 5 cards we've received so far this year.  (We send 100 every year.)
Now go tell Swistle how much you like her new Christmas Card Scoring System.
Filed under: Bloggity Goodness — by laughing mommy @ 2:32 pm